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Check Demotivational Poster

CHECKING IN - Like a Boss

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fredcruz1234 - November 18, 2011, 12:14 am
Why do I always fall for this...
TattooedSteve - March 31, 2011, 8:15 pm
I fucking did! I salute you...
Cloudchaser - February 27, 2011, 12:05 pm
S-E-X actually is almost horizontal

It's 10 pm friday -

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maoworks2 - February 5, 2016, 2:42 pm
Good One, 5 Drink Up L'S

TESTING TESTING - Check 1, 2... Is this thing on?

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Rating: 3.58/5

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Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm
Oh Rly ??
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:39 pm
Cheer up, Charlie Brown.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
this site has had it's fair share of those
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
Or a he that dresses up like a she on teh interwubz
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Well At Least He Likes It...Even If He Disregarded It's Purpose Completely.. And I'm Getting The Vibes That He is a she... Hmmm
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:47 pm
Some point... well, by "some" I mean he missed it completely. Ooooohhhh... shiny object!
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:46 pm
Someone got the point, Hammy! LOL!
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:17 pm
The little box thing so cute!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:00 pm
5 depressed lions.


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Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

ICEMAN - December 1, 2010, 8:39 pm
We used to play checkers that way. The games went much quicker... and so did the players.
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 8:16 pm
and that is all that matters right?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 8:11 pm
pretty sure I mistook the front door for the bathroom door....I won the game though.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 8:04 pm

at least you made it outside to puke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 8:00 pm
We used Grand Marnier for the queen, Escorial for the King,Rye for the Bishops, Vodka for the knights and gin for the Rooks...all the pawns were southern comfort....and then I threw up in my own front yard and on my steps.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 7:51 pm

It was rather expensive when I was in HS, considering we had to pay a "premium" to have the legal guy buy it. we had to buy his as well.
Faceplant31 - December 1, 2010, 7:49 pm
Pabst is cool if you are broke and have nothing to do the next day. That sh!t produces some bad hangovers.
rerun - December 1, 2010, 7:47 pm

I didn't think they still made Pabst beer, that was all we could afford in high school.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 1, 2010, 7:46 pm
I have a similar chess set. We play with a variety of hard alcohol shots though...Not girly beer shots.
forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:40 pm
the heavy alcoholics I see in the streets seem to be great drinkers without any memory, concentration, imagination or strong will...

RANDY MONROE - Owning the phone company.

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Rating: 2.9/5

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phydeaux - December 15, 2009, 7:49 pm
How did you manage to get his name wrong....when it's right there on the check?!?!


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Joshy8632 - November 16, 2009, 2:25 pm
SVT - October 16, 2009, 5:18 pm
why pick? go for both.
bastian - October 15, 2009, 6:49 am
i'd pick the mom
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 6:06 pm
Great Minds think alike.#63538
CANADA - October 14, 2009, 3:27 pm
True! but im still more of a "Live the moment" type a guy


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ICEMAN - July 5, 2010, 2:50 pm
Looks like he could use some metamucil.
forseti - July 5, 2010, 2:42 pm
PLEASE tell me that it's shopped!!!!

HMMM YES... - It's coming along quite nicely...



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FredrickHarmon - March 11, 2011, 2:06 pm
It isn't necessary to abuse the animal but if there is absolutely NO other food available then a carnivore can be eaten to survive. Honestly though eating something that eats meat or is a scavenger is really bad for you.
tellitlikeitis - February 24, 2011, 12:54 pm
Sorry, I don't fall for that one. Their trying to ban this. It's not a necessity to beat a dog senseless or torch it alive to get the meat to be more tender for eating. Those who do this should be treated the same.
Greeny - February 24, 2011, 6:25 am
I don't know about the stamina thing; at the time it was more of a necessity thing
tellitlikeitis - February 24, 2011, 12:15 am
Not the same picture. However, it's true and disgusting. I was somewhat of an animal activist, and joined a popular activist group. In Korea, they still eat dog (which is said to give stamina to men)
Greeny - February 23, 2011, 10:37 pm
Yessir, and no foolin about the dog... sorry
rerun - February 23, 2011, 9:22 pm

that pig sure tasted good
Greeny - February 23, 2011, 8:31 pm
I had a pig for a pet once
5150monkeylove - February 18, 2011, 12:30 am
brightened roses are the best, in any color
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:37 pm
I've had to shoot more than one dog. if they weren't someones pet i might have tried eating it
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 11:13 am
@ culos - ok, i see - probably cheaper for you to use your local resources anyway - btw, how come your ex still sleeping in your bed? friends with benefits?
culos - February 17, 2011, 10:14 am
Thanks, but that won't be necessary. I got that covered already, see 112905
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 9:59 am
@ culos - if it ever gets really too much let me know and i'll give you the "dog-walker" lady's number - she does other jobs, too.
culos - February 17, 2011, 9:46 am
It's the ultimate torment, yes. It has to wake up next to me every morning, would a clean kill not be more humane?
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 9:22 am
@ culos - LOL... but i bet you keep it alive so you can eat it again and again, right?
culos - February 17, 2011, 8:15 am
I don't know, I sometimes eat something that actually sleeps in my bed, so what's your problem?
autumnspirit - February 17, 2011, 6:46 am
Meat is meat, but I wouldn't eat something that sleeps at the foot of my bed. ;) And yes, white roses are the best...
agdaniele - February 17, 2011, 5:06 am
Only if you eat them... fast?
5150monkeylove - February 17, 2011, 3:21 am
Are these personal pics?
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 3:01 am
@ agdaniele - is eating animals racist? or were you referring to the roses? btw i am asian living in asia...
5150monkeylove - February 17, 2011, 2:55 am
sometimes the white ones thorns are big and sharp as well
agdaniele - February 17, 2011, 2:53 am
That's racist.
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 2:52 am
@ 5150monkeylove - yes i do like roses - white ones are my fav - but i don't eat them
5150monkeylove - February 17, 2011, 2:49 am
Hey Steph? do you like ROSES?
steph1 - February 17, 2011, 2:45 am
wow - looks like i sparked off a little discussion here - it all comes down to cultural mindset - just imagine how filthy a pig is and it literally eats garbage - yet westerners love it....dogs and cats are a lot cleaner and healthier.
Cloudchaser - February 17, 2011, 1:52 am
I consider myself to be every bit a dog and cat lover, but I don't see how eating cat and dog meat is any more morally wrong than beef, pork or poultry
TheTrashHeap - February 16, 2011, 9:12 pm
We have the luxury of keeping dogs as pets in our society; in other cultures not so much. Meat is meat; so while I would never eat a dog, I can hardly admonish anyone else for doing it. It's not disturbing to an open mind.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 16, 2011, 9:04 pm
It's not disturbing, it's nature. Think about how the entire Hindu religion feels about your prime rib dinner.......And being a Texan, you're probably worse than most. Just because something is cute doesn't mean you can't eat it.
rerun - February 16, 2011, 8:18 pm

@Greeny....I really hope you made that up. That is disturbing on many levels, especially to dog lovers (as pets, not food)
Greeny - February 16, 2011, 7:38 pm
Tried some BBQ dog in Korea once - not too bad!

WHAT?!? - This Last One Wasn't A Nut?!? Damn You, Ugly Rabbit!!

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Rating: 4.35/5

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forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:46 am
thank you GS and Ice! Gutes Deutsch, Ice! ;)
ICEMAN - April 14, 2010, 8:29 pm
Ja. Das ist sehr gud.Funf Lowen. (sorry, the umlaut doesn't work here)
GreyScorpion - April 14, 2010, 8:19 pm
I take back what I said about you crazy Germans. You do know how to make the funny. Well done. 5L

SOMEONE - Just checked your browsing history

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Rating: 3.17/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 4:02 am
Huh!!! God God, What is it good for? Absolutely Mustyk...''delete it now!!!

Dear Walmart -

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Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 14, 2013, 2:00 am

Walmart - 5pm, prime shopping hours. 20 lanes that could be open, only 3 of which actually are. [email protected] line of impatient, irate people waiting to do (for free) what should be a job for one of the many unemployed local residents... f&%$ Walmart. [/rant]
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:27 am
Cannabal - November 13, 2013, 10:55 pm
One time, it took me 20 minutes to go through an "Express Checkout." Never. F'ucking. Again.


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Checkout Time -

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GaryO - August 29, 2014, 8:24 am
akshly, that's a pretty good joke on the cleaning staff (binding up the sheets and towels like that)

OCD Stonehenge -

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Oldsod - February 27, 2014, 9:32 pm
Fortunately, I'm not OCD...I'm CDO, in alphabetical order, as it should be.
curlyrocks - February 24, 2014, 9:37 pm
I've always said we should use fork lifts and cranes to rebuild ancient monuments exactly as they where and then mock the ancients on the fact that we didn't need to whip any one to death to do it.


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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:23 am
Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:07 pm
They put up a good show of being together but they never get it on. But you know the neighbour's queen will check him out, and evasive as he tries to appear, he'll get an inter-racial mate in the end.
rerun - January 5, 2010, 8:56 am

very true, GS should write forune cookies

NSF - We're sorry...your reality check has just bounced.



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Rating: 4.52/5

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Verdeckt - November 12, 2011, 9:15 pm
Yet another frightening look into your checkered past *hat, coat.. Door*


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Rating: 4.38/5

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tellezs - November 18, 2011, 6:08 pm
Siiiick~ Just looked it up. Much better than Windows XP Paint! LOL! (wish I was joking)
the1stCOMMI3 - November 18, 2011, 5:57 pm
wait till he hears about wigflip. ...sh*t
tellezs - November 18, 2011, 4:45 pm
Haha. 1st attempt ever at a demotivational poster. I could see this getting addicting... =J
mariand - November 17, 2011, 5:18 pm
lol...you're right

CRABOPOTTAMUS!!! - You thought you itched before! Damn you have to use a flame thrower to kil those. EWWWWWWWWW!


Spell Check -

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Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - June 11, 2013, 12:32 am
Thanks for the comments. Will drop this over there.
Sho - June 10, 2013, 8:06 am
a solid 5&f!
Reality Lord - June 10, 2013, 6:42 am

Real nice...gave me the shivers. Think about dropping this over to theshivers.net...our creepy sister site.


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Rating: 4.88/5

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flint - February 17, 2011, 5:41 pm
I guess some people make a career out of being stupid and phil812 is at the top of his game.....
Phil812 - February 15, 2011, 6:42 pm
errr what ?? - so boring I didn't get through your rambling BS ...
agdaniele - October 17, 2010, 1:19 pm
Love it!
Reality Lord - October 17, 2010, 12:03 pm



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Rating: 4.73/5

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GaryO - February 2, 2013, 5:37 pm
Property of Robert Crumb

Mon Dieu -

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Rating: 4.67/5

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Silverheart - July 6, 2014, 10:59 am

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time Tthhhbbbbtttt!
Reality Lord - July 6, 2014, 10:32 am

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

ingredients -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 2, 2013, 6:21 pm
Thanks. It really goes to show that they don't know how to make coffee because the coffee that they DO sell tastes like fecal matter. All the sugar in the world couldn't make their coffee taste good. Even percolator coffee tastes better.
maoworks2 - August 2, 2013, 1:29 pm
I Agree.


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Rating: 4.13/5

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Check Writing -


EMERGENCY PROCEDURES - You're doing it WRONG! This checkride is OVER!

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Rating: 3.1/5

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Arrogant Knight - January 7, 2009, 1:41 pm
Hardi har har har.. Ugh.


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Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:21 pm
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:20 pm
*S M I L F (let's try that)
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:19 pm
Sean - July 8, 2011, 6:18 pm
No, but man was I tempted. The blonde one there is a SMILF -- assuming of course that there is NOTHING at all misleading about the advertisement.
Airman - July 8, 2011, 3:17 pm
did you ever order any?
Sean - July 8, 2011, 2:37 pm
Just for the record, I am aware of the fact that "checkmate" is all one word, but I think the tags are more obnoxious the way I did them. No. Really. It was deliberate.

PICTURES - Girls you need to learn from the bird. Always check which pictures the photographer will upload to the Internet.

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Rating: 4.31/5

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jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 2:23 am
Must have 'accidentally' uploaded the wrong card

ARTIFICIAL TREES - Apparently they're another fine product brought to you by Wayne Industries and sponsored by the Goddamn Batman

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Rating: 4.1/5

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Treehodger - January 7, 2010, 12:50 am
Jews. Batman Hates Them.
Dude 4515 - December 8, 2009, 1:10 pm
just imagine what she did for batman when she heard about this though. on teh other hand, catwoman wouldn't be very happy with ivy's thanks. oooh this story needs to continue. anyway, 5 lions
Produceman117 - December 3, 2009, 5:10 am
If this is how Batman reacted, I bet Poison Ivy was REALLY pissed...
GreyScorpion - December 2, 2009, 10:25 am
Going, going, GONE!!. It's out here!! 5 "Ka-POWS!!


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Rating: 4/5

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phydeaux - April 15, 2010, 6:51 pm
5 big barks for you Matt! Well done!
forseti - April 15, 2010, 12:38 pm
I almost didn't recognize him without his helmet! :D
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 12:34 pm
Amsome! 5 big barks!



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Rating: 3.75/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 8:17 pm
This one almost reads like a comic. It's almost like I'm there and can hear it!! I'll never be able to compose this type of amsomeness.
MO - February 22, 2010, 8:45 pm
Sorry space! You've been replaced. This is now my new fav. This is.......I got nothing to express how much win is in this poster. 5L++++++++
Sean - December 13, 2009, 3:08 am
I thought I was all alone in this world, until I read the sauerkraut line. Peace, Grandma ... and I'll climb in through your window just after lights out.
GreyScorpion - December 11, 2009, 10:42 am
LMAO....5 Alzeimhers!!

HEY THERE, BIG BOY - I've got my eye... and this other thing on my face... on you!

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Rating: 3.43/5

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Jmac0585 - February 10, 2010, 4:11 pm
Yes, I am... That way my misbehavior wouldn't be noticed.
Hmmmyeah - February 10, 2010, 3:56 pm
You are aware that her starboard side would be right side, correct?
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 11:20 am
As long as I stayed on her starboard side, captain.
rerun - December 23, 2009, 11:05 am

she is probably a great babysitter.....I mean, if she was watching you would you misbehave?

KNOTTY PINE - Looks more like "Naughty Pine" to me! Just remember to check for bees before you "unlimber your timber"

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Rating: 3.33/5

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LogicDude - November 4, 2009, 9:04 am
[email protected] SD and "sappy seconds"!!! Wish I had thought of that for the poster!
CANADA - November 3, 2009, 5:45 pm
LMAO! 5lions
spacedog - November 3, 2009, 5:40 pm
LOL! I'll pass on the sappy seconds.

SPRAY CHEESE - Anyone got any? I owe the mayor here some money, and the can doesn't fit in the checkbook cover.

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Rating: 3.31/5

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temp - October 19, 2009, 8:57 pm
I don't think there's enough for a motorboat, but I'd like the opportunity to prove myself wrong.
mallen - October 16, 2009, 9:42 pm
Dito! Motorboat anyone?
Mr. Nemo - October 16, 2009, 6:03 pm
I learn something new on Motifake everyday. Today's lesson Mayor McCheese has a fairly nice rack

NOT MUCH NOW - But Once I Get My Check I'm Gonna Put Spinners On That Bed, 22'S SON 22'S!!!

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Rating: 3.2/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 10:15 pm
rerun - September 13, 2010, 10:10 pm

there was company alocohol? Bastards, they told me is was non-kosker koolaid
Claire - September 13, 2010, 10:07 pm
So I'm assuming he finally got caught taking the company alcohol? Sorry if that was supposed to be a secret, Moo+.
rerun - September 13, 2010, 10:06 pm

you expect payment fromn a cudd chewer?
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 10:05 pm
Your final check comes to a total of -$657.23 - PAY UP! (that's about 2 million in canadian dollars, or 3,673,632 maple leaves)
rerun - September 13, 2010, 10:03 pm

check? I thought we paid you in avocado pitts...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 10:01 pm
I saw the tag. I just thought it would be ok......I'll pick up my chek on the way out...It was nice working with you guys.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
*known. I need to die.
agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 9:56 pm
It'd be ok if you'd have know that beforehand!
pzykosiz - September 13, 2010, 8:11 pm
i put this up on societies mirror yesterday.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 13, 2010, 10:42 am
That has to be OK right?
GreyScorpion - September 13, 2010, 10:41 am
this is first, somebody approved a tagged poster, with our sister in it....OUR SISTER!!


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Rating: 3/5

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Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 2:35 pm
The first step to solving a problem, is acknowledging it... in my retarded opinion.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 18, 2010, 2:10 pm
You said it, Not me.
Hawamleh - October 18, 2010, 2:00 pm
Holy Shit I Just Noticed... God Im Retarded..
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 15, 2010, 11:04 am
Massive spelling failure...please stand by.....

FAKE CHECK - It seemed a good idea at the time.

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Rating: 2.8/5

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Da mahn - March 7, 2009, 6:00 am
look at the car... The check is a vampire =O

SPELLCHECK - You're doing it wrong. Retard.

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Rating: 2.5/5

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DarthBubba - May 24, 2009, 9:34 am
from the makers of red gun now in blue. look it up retards they are real.
Chris - December 15, 2008, 5:32 pm
Blue is for training.

REALITY CHECK - Of course you want to do her, but you'll never will. (it aint Paris Hilton)

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Rating: 2.21/5

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Michelle Trachtenberg - January 14, 2009, 8:47 am
is fucking gorgeous
Shtoink - October 20, 2008, 3:11 am
well narutarded if that really does happen pics or it never happened!
Narutarded - October 12, 2008, 5:22 am
Narutarded - October 12, 2008, 5:21 am
Never say never, especially in Hollywood. She may not go for you little boys, bit I think she might just be happy with a woman like me.

SO ARE YOU - Dumbass!

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Rating: 1.91/5
Porcelina - July 27, 2009, 4:06 pm
I'm hoping that SPELLHECK was done on purpose..

EYE CHECK - Look closely. He used "them".

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Rating: 1.89/5
db - September 26, 2008, 10:26 pm
this is actually one of the best motifakes ever. yes it might repeat the words from the picture, but in a way that makes the words funnier
D.ander - September 21, 2008, 5:00 am
he isn't playing pokemon..

THE OBVIOUS - thank you for stating it (the shadow is better)

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Rating: 1.47/5

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Porcelina - October 2, 2008, 7:11 pm
You guys are soooo good at clarifying what the original poster says

Hold Still Write Cheese -

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EmilioDumphque - June 10, 2013, 6:53 pm
...or POISED.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 10, 2013, 12:30 pm
Nice play on words. Impressive... "moose" impressive.
GaryO - June 10, 2013, 9:39 am
So many times, so very many times….. I so love an original poster, one that corrects the mind, as I thought in reading this….PROSE, he should have spelt it PROSE!!

History buffs?...Too easy? -

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EmilioDumphque - December 30, 2013, 4:52 pm
Never watched Seinfeld.
GaryO - December 29, 2013, 3:44 pm
Nada (as far as I can search)
Greeny - December 29, 2013, 3:07 pm
Groundhog day bum?
GaryO - December 29, 2013, 2:46 pm
Yeah, he also played a good sleeping guy in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
MashiMashi - December 29, 2013, 2:28 pm
He bit KRAMER I'll tell you that!!
EmilioDumphque - December 29, 2013, 1:42 am
"The Donald" of course. I don't know who the guy is in the picture though.
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:33 pm
I cannot believe the word ‘tayp’ is edited out
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:31 pm
I used to tape them...then they changed the writers
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 7:26 pm
Thank you thank you *taking a bow* ... must admit I have every seinfeld episode committed to memory! :)
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:24 pm
Bingo! Show the little chicken what she won, Don. Bill Erwin, bit actor extraordinaire…looks like the monopoly guy… hence skewed hints
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 7:04 pm
The crabby old guy
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 7:03 pm
He looks like the guy that Kramer took the record collection from? The senior Jerry was supposed to be helping..
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 7:01 pm
Well…that hint was misleading. How ‘bout….a bit actor….that looks like…..
chickenlittle - December 28, 2013, 6:53 pm
GaryO - December 28, 2013, 5:41 pm
You guys are warm….sorta. Let’s see…a hint…a Seinfeld episode. Wonder if Emilio can nail it.
lgvernon - December 28, 2013, 4:20 pm

Charles Darrow?? Inventor of the game 'Monopoly'?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 28, 2013, 2:26 pm
Oh, man! I know him! Not personally - but I know who he is. I want to say Walter Brimley? But that can't be right.


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Rating: 4.88/5

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Aint No Dogs Here -

reality -

DUDES !!! - Check out these trick new LED's. They really light the way man...

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you can check in -

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maoworks2 - May 12, 2013, 1:05 pm
Someone Should Make A Song About That ?


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Rating: 3.52/5

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bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thank you Haar because I'm out of payola *psst, come back after my wife leaves...I just told her I'm out of cash*
Haarakkon - July 9, 2009, 11:52 pm
No payola needed on a 5L poster.
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:31 pm
*passes payola to Aggy*
agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 11:26 pm
Agreed... very funny. I gave it a 5,... better than Sean's 4.
bonecd - July 9, 2009, 11:22 pm
Thanks Sean...and I didn't out anybody with this one, just gave away one of our trade secrets!
Sean - July 9, 2009, 10:13 pm
Dammit this is funny.

mosquito prevention -


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BoneCD - June 22, 2009, 4:09 pm
Maybe later
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2009, 3:53 pm
I'm a Pro-crastinator will anybody pay me for that?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 22, 2009, 3:18 pm
Especially prostitution. 5 lions

SPELLCHECK - You are doing it wrong. Its Moron!

GRASS KNUCKLES - Because spell check is imperfect

GOOGLE - Replacing spell check since 2000.

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Rating: 2.5/5

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mark - October 10, 2009, 4:29 am
i auctaly do that
Cheeseman - June 22, 2009, 6:47 pm
Observational motifake...nice....

EQUIPMENT CHECK - Know where you stand.

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Rating: 2/5

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Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 5:45 am
BAD BOYS BAD BOYS....whatcha' gonna do...whatcha' GONNNA DO when they come for........OH SHIT!!! RETREAT!!!!
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 11:23 pm
It's clearly a fiber-op cord... he's getting his ammo from the internet.
HAHA - May 13, 2009, 7:35 pm
Why are these guys always dressed up like they are from Miami Vice.
Mark - January 27, 2009, 6:01 pm
"I just put a full magazine in. I just can't understand why it's not feeding!"

Small Kegs -

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 29, 2016, 1:14 am
Sometimes the creative juices just don't flow. Had to call the plumber to get the funny going. Lol.
MissPriss - May 26, 2016, 11:22 am
We sell this thing called an extreme king at the store. Might as well be a keg...chug, chug chug! Where ya been crotchety?
Silverheart - May 26, 2016, 6:35 am

I only drank one beer! Mini keg, still counts as one!

Prepared -

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Rating: 4.75/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2015, 12:43 am
What?!? LOL! That is ridiculous. But I believe it.
TheSanityInspector - March 5, 2015, 4:45 pm
Most ridiculous 'do I ever saw was a balding guy with dreadlocks. Dude looked like the monster from the Predator movies.

When in Doubt -

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Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 21, 2014, 3:40 am
And they don't clo5e down the ocean for it, either.

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